The junipers are becoming sexually active, which means that nearly every sinus in northern New Mexico is wrecked. I now talk like Isador in
Nize Baby by
Milt Gross.
"Bissus Sbith has twetty-seved cows, ad Bissus Burphy has twicet as beddy chickeds as Farber Browd's hed lays eggs. Dow, if wud-half of the dubber of pails of bilk that Bissus Sbith's cows give cost seved tibes as buch as wud-teth as buch as Bissus Burphy's chickeds cost per poud--how buch bore would Farber Browd get for a duzzed eggs if three tibes the dubber of calfs that Bissus Sbith's cows had was equal to wud ad wud-teth tibes bore thad the dubber of worbs that Bissus Burphy's chickeds catch id twetty-four hours, if each chicked catches seved ad a half worbs in three biddits ad ted secods?"
ah-CHOOOOOOO!