May I also suggest Barbie's Malibu Dream Coffin®?

A young man about 18 years old came in the store the other day and asked for a copy of Breaking Dawn. He was dressed all in black and was wearing vampire fangs. Even though nuance is often lost on me, I got it even before he said that his outfit was his vampire look. He asked me to retie his leather "Edward" bracelet. ("Make sure it has three knots. It's very important to have three knots." Otowi Station. Your full-service bookstore.) Then he invited me to check out his cool Edward necklace, which he hauled on a chain from the depths of his shirt. He said the only thing missing from his look was glitter that would show up on his face when the sun shone. So I sold him a bottle of "Little Princess Body Glitter."

I thought vampires would use "Fang for Men Glitter," but what do I know?


"I'd also like two orange Tootsie Pops."