Saturday, August 7, 2010

How to listen to teh concert

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FLICKER!

Oh, hai. Im FLICKER! Today I show u how to listen to teh concert. First u must find a concert. Mommie Michele plays her guitar, so u haz found a concert.

For teh best view and acoustics, u must sit in teh balcony.

Oh, how pretty is teh music!


If u do not laik teh balcony, tehn u can sit in teh orchestra, right up front.

Do not sit in teh guitar case, even if u are clean from a bath. When teh audience sits in teh guitar case, my tummeh is rigid with disgust.

2 comments:

RetroMag said...

Were both members of the audience present at the same time? And are they becoming compatible?

Too bad you couldn't provide a sound track. I would be pleased to hear the concert too, even though the best seats were already taken.

Shoe said...

This post put a smile on my face!