Friday, October 10, 2008

“Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale / Her infinite variety.” Oh, shut up.

Today marks a first for me. I got the senior discount at Subway. I was glad for the discount but unnerved by the reason.


P-doobie [sniffling]: "And . . . and then the little whippersnapper asked me if I were over 55, and I told the young scallawag I was, and . . . and then I got the discount."
Otowi Station staff: "Dash it! You are younger than springtime, you crusty old fart!"

3 comments:

Shoe said...

Congratulations and I'm sorry.

Chuckbert said...

I regularly was given the senior discount at Taco Bell. I wasn't asked if I qualified, they'd just give it to me. Maybe it was the white chin feathers...it hasn't happened since shaving.

Marion Agnew said...

Was the whippersnapper wearing gloves?