Showing posts with label words. Show all posts
Showing posts with label words. Show all posts

Sunday, August 1, 2010

I'm not a peasant, but I play one on TV

The Santa Fe Opera presented the world premiere of Life Is a Dream by Lewis Spratlan, and we're seeing it this Friday. To prepare myself and to revisit a play that I read as an undergraduate (but which I have absolutely no memory of), I bought a copy of Life Is a Dream (La vida es sueño) by Pedro Calderón de la Barca and translated by Gregary Racz.

Gregary Racz's translation of La vida es sueño is, as Racz explains in a note on his translation, "the first attempt to render the drama entirely in analogous meter and rhyme since 1853, when both Denis Florence MacCarthy and Edward FitzGerald, with varying degrees of success, contemporaneously produced full-length English language versions of the play." A reviewer of Racz's translation wrote, "With Calderón utilizing 'a variety of metrical and rhyming patterns,' Racz's attempt to mirror that in the English is particularly noteworthy. Obviously, a bilingual edition, with the Spanish text facing the English one, would be the ideal solution, but fortunately the Spanish text of the play can readily be found on the Internet, and Racz's version does effectively give a sense of the sound and feel of the original for those who want to focus solely on an English text."

Well, that's pretty cool! As I read, I noticed that most of the verse was iambic tetrameter.
What's life? A frenzied, blurry haze.
What's life? Not anything it seems.
A shadow. Fiction filling reams.
All we possess on earth means nil,
For life's a dream, think what you will,
And even all our dreams are dreams.
And as I kept reading, I thought, "Why is this making me nuts? The translation is acclaimed, and Racz seems to have captured the sound and feel of Spanish. Is it me?"

Then I answered my own question: "Yes, you peasant, it is indeed you. You keep thinking about a certain poem by Longfellow, which is also written in iambic tetrameter, and at the end of every speech in Life Is a Dream, you want to say, 'Excelsior!'"
The shades of night were falling fast,
As through an Alpine village passed
A youth, who bore, 'mid snow and ice,
A banner with the strange device,
Excelsior!

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Adventures with the Kia Rio

Today I took the rented Kia Rio back home to ABQ, and good riddance to it.

I couldn't drop it off early, the sweet little dollie at the counter told me when I rented it, because there would be a penalty. So I couldn't take it back last week when I picked up Sophie. And if I returned it one minute past noon today, I'd be charged for an extra day. Timing was obviously of the essence.

Uncle P picked me up at the store this morning at 9:00 and followed me to ABQ in Sophie. I filled the Kia up ("If you don't fill it up, we'll charge you $6.99 a gallon to do it for you.") and drove it to the Budget Rental Car place on San Mateo where I had picked it up last month. The place was closed! A notice, written in a barbed and illiterate hand, was posted on the door and stated that rentals should be returned to the Budget place on the Pan American Freeway. Uncle P called the place for directions, and, backtracking four miles, we met at the new place.

The guy ahead of me in line got steamed because his credit card had been declined. So he did the logical, rational thing: he kicked out the glass front door of the rental office. The Budget staff surged out to the parking lot to the kicker's truck to block his way, and the remaining person called the cops. I couldn't hear what the Budget guys and the kicker were saying to each other, but by reading their lips, they seemed to be saying vacuum a lot.

Meanwhile, back in the office, the sweet little dollie at the counter asked if I'd like to put a $25.00 charge on my credit card. I asked, "For what, please? I prepaid online." She went back to the computer and tapped away for an unconscionable time and studied the monitor with all the intensity of a scholar of the Talmud. Finally she declared that I was all paid up and didn't need to fork over the extra dough. I was free to go. I asked for my receipt. "Eeee! I forgot," she said and printed it out.

When I passed the other Budget employees and the kicker, the kicker said, "Why don't you just call the glass company, and I'll pay for your door right now." The Budget guy said, "No. The cops are coming."

When Uncle P and I passed them in the air-conditioned comfort of Sophie, they were still saying vacuum.

The "CAT FOLDER" is a handy tool. You just insert Flicker in the slot, press the button, and presto! a handy folded kitteh can fit comfortably in the glove compartment.
Vacuum.

Friday, March 20, 2009

Versey and Sue Becky in Santa Fe

We've all had a laugh when a visitor of a particular regional persuasion visits Santa Fe in search of one of them dawgs lookin' up.


One of them dawgs lookin' up

Today, as Michele and I walked on the Plaza, we saw some visitors admiring items in a shop window, and one person in group the said, "Look! A jackalope!"


A jackalope

Monday, August 25, 2008

Meet Zetz!

Michele and I got the house a Blendtec Total Blender for . . . um . . . National Chocolate Chip Day (August 4)! Its name is Zetz, which is Yiddish for a smack or a whack, and also onomatopoetic for the sound it makes. We've made smoothies, and I'm going to try some grape jam with the grapes from Mr. Mac's arbors ("Stolen waters are sweet, and bread eaten in secret is pleasant."--Proverbs 9:17). Tonight Michele made a smoothie with yogurt, blueberries, and honey, and mine was strawberry, frozen banana, and blueberries. Yummmmm!


Zetz

Monday, August 4, 2008

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Editing prodigy or pretentious pedant? You decide!

Monday I got new reading glasses (pictures to follow in a later post). They are really swell, with flexible frames, protective and anti-reflective coating, and transition lenses so I can read outside. They also have rubberized temples for a finer, lighter chew.

My new glasses triggered a memory from childhood, and one thing led to another.

When I was in elementary school, I got books from the Scholastic Book Club, and one of the offerings was a book of clever things to write in people's autograph books (of the "Yours till Niagara Falls" ilk). I didn't get the book, but some of my classmates did. I remember reading what one of them wrote in another's autograph book:

When you are old
And cannot see,
Put on your specks
And think of me.

I said to the writer, "You misspelled the word. 'Specks' are little marks or dots. You mean s-p-e-c-s, which is short for spectacles."

As early as second grade I was at it. In shop class, one of the girls had done a fine job of sanding her wood project and invited her buddies to feel it. "It's so soft!" she said. I said, "It's not 'soft.' It's smooth." (Or as Dad would have said, "It's not just smooth. It's smewwwwth!")

Our neighbor John H. had a rabbit that he decided to call "Fluffily." I told him that the rabbit could be named "Fluff" or "Fluffy," but "Fluffily" was not right the word. I had understood, almost instinctively at a tender age, the difference between adjectives and adverbs.

Had I known then that I could get paid for correcting people's grammar and spelling, I probably would have started being obnoxious even earlier in life.


Fluffily the Chihuahua sez, "I'm going to kill them for not letting me get contacts."

Saturday, April 19, 2008

"I wish I'd said that." "You will, P-Doobie. You will."

Ever since 1968, when I graduated from high school, I've kept a commonplace book of quotations, funny and interesting words, and felicitous turns of phrase. It's a little notebook that holds paper 3 1/2 inches by 6 inches that I bought at TG&Y, which I think was still where the Central Avenue Grill is now. It has 2918 entries right now, with quotations ranging from my senior English teacher, Mrs. Campbell, to the novelist Jerome Jerome and the letters to and from Groucho Marx. One of my favorite quotations in it is from the play No Trifling with Love by Alfred de Musset: "Shall I not find a sensible man here? Upon my word, when you look for one, the solitude becomes appalling." It's appropriate for so many situations.

Here's the front of my commonplace book.



Here's the back.



And here's a page spread.




Saturday, March 29, 2008

And speaking of urinal cakes . . . .

I recently unearthed an article from the July 1975 issue of Esquire magazine in which the editors say that the Seventies are funny. The list below was "compiled by a ruthlessly independent humor research organization and computer selected for funniness from a master list, a list that included everything remotely funny under the sun. Read the list aloud." Where did you crack up? What words or phrases always make you laugh?

rubber chickens
Veg-O-Matic
chipped beef on toast
socks with five toes
colored condoms
chopped liver sculpture
the Italian Post Office
guppies
smelts
Limburger cheese
Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
zits
Whoopee Cushions
belly-button lint
Oral Roberts University
Bebe Rebozo
civet sweat
boxer shorts
Little Lulu
big Jewish weddings
big Italian funerals
duck feet
pet turtles
Manischewitz concord grape
Moby Grape
Adam’s apples
Screaming Yellow Zonkers
kreplach
Chiclets
pasta fasu
the Niña, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria
pink chinchilla
Pop-Tarts
Goldberg’s Pizzeria
the Wife of Bath
catcher’s mitts
heartbreak of psoriasis
blurbs
fardels
Jeeps
heebie-jeebies
Q-Tips
aspidistra
gold lame wedgies
dingleberries
beebleberries
Ernest and Julio Gallo
rutabagas
a dead horse in the bathtub
Fig Newtons
the wet look
Froggy Gremlin
gherkins
merkins
snoods
Cold Duck
Hammacher Schlemmer
sitz baths
nose jobs
Tupperwear parties
short sheets
Madria-Madria Sangria
prairie oysters
meadow muffins
Rose Ann Scamardella
Bayonne
urinal cakes
swamp gas
sheep dip
onion dip
Silly Putty
warthogs
socks with four toes
Louis Prima’s Great Italian Love Songs
Pete LaCock
kasha varnishkes
Veruschka
the Zuider Zee
Spaghetti-Os
gerbils
bowling shirts
Pennzoil
Turks
Hamburger Helper
Mensa
passing gas in the bathtub
hammertoes
Toity-toid and Toid
infibulation
cocktail onions
scrofula
blowfish
bat shit
Bella Abzug
Bela Lugosi
the Tidy Bowl man
Roto-Rooter
goosing people
kosher for Passover
cement shoes
Longines Symphonette
pre-tied bow ties
prunes
nits
cha-cha-cha
hernias
hippos defecating
lobster bibs
plastic dog poop
Earl Butz
Wayne Newton
Airwick
Oscar Mayer wieners
French Lick, Indiana