Hey! That turkey has a P-doobie on its butt!

Here is another picture of me in the turkey hat. One of our staffers took it with her cell phone. The hat and I also made the front page of the Monitor on Wednesday. I'll have to send you the story by mail, because of course the newpaper's lame website doesn't have it.

And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire . . . . Oh, wait. My red stapler is right here.